excellent actor

I guess I'm a better actor than I had previously given myself credit. A day after setting up my blog, I got an email from GOOGLE stating that unless I type in a super-mystery code on an equally secret website, that my blog will be barred from the internet and my career ruined. That's right, I turned in such a performance, that I fooled the entire GOOGLE corporation into believing I was a spam robot. As I've mentioned before, I'm an excellent famous actor. I thought by publishing myself on the computerweb, I'd drum up interest in my vast talents. Well, blogger - you just got a free-bee! My blog has been up for about a week now, but it sure hasn't been working for me! I showed them who's a robot.

Let me give you a taste of what to expect here. I'm a famous internet actor who's looking for work. I'll use this blog mainly to chronicle my search for the perfect role, but also as a tool to advertise my talents. I won't come easy. I won't come cheap.

A funny story, though. I'm quite ashamed of my current situation regarding my moustache. You see, I'm well renown for my fullness of body that my moustache typically exhibits. Since my last role, I decided to give my 'stash a trim and I'm sad to report that while I'm vastly skilled in acting - I'm only a novice at hair trimming. As a result, I trimmed my 'stash a bit too short. I'm not proud of it. You won't get a discount if you choose to hire me based simply on a moustache mistake. Hair grows back. Talent doesn't. Give me a few days to grow the 'stash back to its usual "hampster on my upper-lip" level and maybe I'll put a picture or two up here.

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- J.G.