get off my case

You make me sick.

Day in and day out, I get these emails:
"Make your wang take charge of the Bering Strait."
"Your employer wants you to have a larger manhood"
"Next Christmas, brag about how you can hang your condom from the mantle in place of a stocking"

My advice to you all is to take your business elsewhere. When it comes to that ONE THING, Johns Grocket has no need to act. It's the real deal, creeps.

You people ride me so hard I feel like I need a suppository! Why? BECAUSITORY!

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- J.G.